play it just do it
Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.
I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.
SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER
So pretty much..
Stage 1: You must be a high class escort.
Even if it was true, let’s get real boys…
Stage 2: The Bar is Open and It’s Open Bar.
Stage 3: Your Date Can’t Handle the Club Right Now: time to take his ass home.
Stage 4: Vow to never attend weddings as someone’s date unless you know other people attending. Vow to never attend weddings with someone you met off Tinder. Vow to never attend weddings filled with Olympic Club/University Club/Bohemian Club members. Vow to NEVER ATTEND WEDDINGS UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.
I, Shweta , am the FIRST girl from India’s red-light areas to be accepted to a US university! I have a full scholarship to the prestigious Bard College in New York but need funding for my room and board. Newsweek recently named me a “25 Under 25 Young Women to Watch,” and my story has been featured on dozens of Indian news channels, magazines and newspapers - I want to study psychology and return to the red-light area as a therapist. Please help me achieve my dreams at Bard!
DONATE! You know how fucking hard it is to come by money for school in this country. $10 will get her a square three meals a day.